Does my Arse Look Big in This?

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Does my Arse Look Big in This? --- break ---

Is this skirt too tight?
Too much cloth,
Or too little?
Is it cut right?
Is the pattern wrong?
How about with this belt?
Or with this top?
Just answer me straight,
Dearest, sweetest boyfriend,
I promise not too shout,
Does my arse look big in this?